Lexilex’s “I HEARD THAT”: Record Sales are in the $hit Bowl!
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When I say Chingy, you say FLOPPED! That’s right ya’ll! Your boy Chingy set a new record in the world of Hip-Hop by debuting at an all time low of #84 on the charts by selling a little over 31K records last week. Brandy is thanking God that she’s been freed of vehicular manslaughter. Brandy’s lawyer says that the woman who passed in the accident is at fault since she hit another car, was sideswiped, and subsequently Brandy hit her for slamming on brakes on the California freeway.  Even Lupe Fiasco came in at #15 whereas Mary J. came in at #3 and Alicia Keys still dominates the charts with that damn catchy song of hers…  Jay-Z’s 40-40 club in Los Vegas failed its inspection… Justine & Rev. Run just adopted a baby girl…  According to sources, Ms. Beyoncè Knowles is giving us the break that we’ve been so patiently waiting for in 2008. The grapevine is telling me that Ms. Bee is simply tired and there will not be a Destiny’s Child reunion in ’08 – which we already knew. Images of Nas’ upcoming album are surfing the internet and I must say, I’d rather take an educated nigger over a dumb nigger any day so kudos to Nas – good shit, I likes it. The only dummy in America who seems to believe that Eddie Murphy is not gay is none other than Tracey Edmonds who seems to think it’s acceptable to marry him this weekend, or so I HEARD. On the topic of confused men, I heard that DJ Clue might be gay too. Speaking of not being in the loop, word is Snoop has a secret son that’s about nine years old and refuses to be on TV with his dad because he wants to be a ball player instead. Who really cares? As if you remember this dude, but Yung Berg was locked up in a Miami jail cell for smoking weed. And last but not least Andre 3000 has a clothing line dropping… not sure who’d wear it but maybe it’s a style that the Emo kids will pick up?
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Comment by Kameos on 29 December 2007:
I used to like LexiLex until I realized that she is such a hater. No one cares about Chingy but why do you have to talk down about Eddie M. He isn’t even apart of the hiphop community.
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Comment by Lexilex on 30 December 2007:
I’m an entertainment & news reporter which means I report entertainment & news, Hollywood and Bollywood – The Black hollywood. I’m no different from Perez Hilton or anybody else that does ENT & News reporting, it’s all my opinion with the facts. You have the write for form your own opinons, those are mines and like asswholes everybody has one. Thanks for reading.
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Comment by Lola Allen on 20 July 2010:
Eddie Murphy is the best comedian that i have known, he is a really funny guy..:”
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Comment by David Begum on 31 August 2010:
you can say that eddie murphy is the best comedian of all times;’;
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Comment by Data Recovery : on 22 October 2010:
Eddie Murphy is the number 1 guy when it comes to comedy, he is quite famous and talented indeed;,.
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Comment by Lucas Parker on 13 December 2010:
oh well, eddie murphy is one of the best comedians that i have seen, his jokes are topnotch and super the best ~:`
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