Nick Cannon Disses Eminem and Calls Him Slim Lamey
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So as I continued to semi enjoy Marshall’s rhyme scheme and flow, I mean let’s be honest dude used to be incredible. He was a witty lyrist with dope delivery and timing. Some even say, one of the best to ever do it. I had nothing but respect for this dude. But all of a sudden I hear my name in the verse! My first reaction was like, “This is his new shit??? Wow, that’s too bad…” Then I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago! He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. That’s some real middle school shit right there! (What type of grown ass man lies about getting with a chick) Only Slim Lamey! LOL!
Even though most people don’t know that I’m nice in the ring and have been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years that would just be childish and silly of me to bully this dude. He clearly has been picked on all his life and I would hate to add to his deep-rooted pain. As we all know he has had a hard life and has major insecurity issues and is very confused and unhappy with himself. So a guy like that doesn’t really need another ass whoopin, he needs a hug. We should really pray for his troubled heart.
-Nick Cannon
Comment by Ralegg on 19 May 2009:
I think his new album has some killer tracks and almost every song has a dope beat
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Comment by 619 n las vegas on 19 May 2009:
Nick he just playing with you .you should know what that mean with that corny show on mtv ..im from 619 too and i get embarrased when that wilden out comes on…you sound sensitive right now….mariah is your wife i understand that its ok to defend her… p.s blood that tattoo on your back look lame ….other then that keep up good work …. slimshady is cool.
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Comment by sliim on 19 May 2009:
pppfffftttt…..nick i had nothing but respect from you on wild’in out, but after you go after my boy em like this you’ve got a problem, and another thing coming….eminem is the wrong person to step to
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Comment by will on 19 May 2009:
cannon should have kept his mouth shut.. what has nick proved nadaaaaaa lol.. slim is beat final
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Comment by bigmoney on 20 May 2009:
lol good luck nick, lets hope em doesn’t completely destroy you
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Comment by Evo on 23 May 2009:
ROFLLLL @ nick cannon who disobeyed RULE # 1 in a niggas life….NEVER GET A BITCHES NAME TATTOO ON UR BODY & he did that rofll what a fucking sad “man” like 4real nick cut ur loose end kuz if ur really serious em will finish u like hot pancakes & butter
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Comment by White Boy g on 1 June 2009:
Nick I under stand you defending your wife and i respect you for that but saying you want a freestyle battle with eminem is just plain stupid Look @ Everlast , Jarule they both tryed to talk on eminem and he made them shut up ok sooo plzzz listen to couple of his songs i want you to download or what ever ur gay ass does an listen to Hail Mary, Quitter ,Nail In The Coffin and then see if you think its worth it
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TRINNY Reply:
July 27th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
dumy he did not say free style battle he said woop as battle in the boxing ring he should take up for his wife and slap him in the mouth he dont have to down grade people to make a come back if so he is not and artist come up on ur own 50 dissed ja for singing now thats all he does is sing … jay said it best DOA
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Catch-DoubleDuce Reply:
July 31st, 2009 at 5:17 am
Yo… You forgot about The Sauce… Em murdered Benzino and The Source. Shit… He even made Fred Durst destroy Limp Bizkit just to lock himself in the closet after he backed out on the Everlast diss. He even got on Dialated Peoples on the Hit Em Up beat. Damn Nick… You need Rick Ross for this one, and he was the one that wanted to battle Em since he claim he defeated 50. I liked the Wildin’ Out but yeah… Never marry cougar and put her name on your body. He’s not a jigalo… He’s a silly ho. In the words of the late Pimp C… “I told the pimp god that you were a sinner.”
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Comment by WD40z on 24 June 2009:
Slim Lamey?? I seriously hope Nick Cannon can do better than that or else he’d better run and hide. Eminem and Dre are droping another relapse cd and i hope Em fires back, Even known that blog was just plain sad lol
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Comment by Brown on 13 July 2009:
Fuck Eminem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s a hater and he pussy. He fucking with the wrong niggasd. he need to keep fucking with white bitches and leave black people alone. Pussy
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Comment by Brown on 13 July 2009:
LiKe I said he could suck a dick and choke Eminem is Wack and trash
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Comment by the one on 19 July 2009:
This is in reply to that lame ass monkey face (brown)saying
“Fuck Eminem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s a hater and he pussy. He fucking with the wrong niggasd. he need to keep fucking with white bitches and leave black people alone. Pussy”
you dont have to be like all the other ignorant monkey faces out there its not about race you dipshit, so dont pull out the “white” card. not all rappers are monkeys, i mean blacks!
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beautiful looks Reply:
July 29th, 2009 at 4:47 am
RACES, UNEDUCATED, IGNORANT, NO LIFE HAVIN BITCH….GO GET A LIFE…DUMB ASS!..
MY BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HATER!!
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nick Reply:
December 1st, 2009 at 10:33 am
man you are a idiot. For 1, Eminem grew up dealing with “colored” people like you and nick cannon, and bullys. Idc what nick has been taking, boxing, or martial arts. I garuntee in a fight slim would just go crazy on him and tear his ass up. Keep your “racism against whites” out of here, don’t get mad because you look up to a superior race. Stay to basketball, it’s all you got.
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Comment by dexter on 21 July 2009:
hahahahahhahahahahaha eminem you got owned man hahahahahahaahahahaha all eminem fans sorry bt nick cannon really killed eminem right here .eminem you got dissed badly man
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God Reply:
July 29th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Are you fucking stupid? This dude is a little homo.
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nick Reply:
December 1st, 2009 at 10:35 am
a Little? He’s Completely homosexual.
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Comment by beautiful looks on 29 July 2009:
GO HEAD NICK..I THINK U HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO DEFEND YOUR WIFE..YOUR HER HUSBAND AND YOUR SUPPOSE TO DO THAT…WHO EVER THINKS HE’S WRONG FOR THAT IS INSANE AND OBVIOUSLY HAS NOONE TO CALL THEIR ON AND DEFEND THEM..SO U JUSS KEEP DOIN YOU NICK..!!
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Comment by Shan d on 31 July 2009:
haha….
sondz like nick hatin on Slim because he iz better than him….
f*#king punk ass…..
insted of talkin shit to real artist and try to hit on america got talent participent….
dude…
get a freekin life……
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Comment by the one on 2 August 2009:
This is in reply to that other ignorant ass monkey face (beautiful looks )saying…
“RACES, UNEDUCATED, IGNORANT, NO LIFE HAVIN
BITCH….GO GET A LIFE…DUMB ASS!..
MY BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HATER!!”
First off you should not call me a name that your UNEDUCATED ass can’t spell! Its spelled “racist” not “races” you IGNORANT piece of maggot shit! which makes it even more IRONIC that you reffer to me as the “uneducated” and “ignorant” one! Goes to show how idiotic your “BLACK” beauty is!
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PleaseDie Reply:
August 3rd, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Yeaaaa…its refer, not reffer…smart “white” boy. Actually I could care less about the color of your skin (seeing how pigmentation or the lack thereof does not affect your intelligence level OBVIOUSLY), I just thought I would throw that in there to make my point. We all came from the same place idiot, or maybe “white” people were beamed in from another planet? Lol….you’re a clown. And yes I’m black and a female with a 145 IQ so take that….BIATCH!!!!
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Comment by owned on 5 August 2009:
Em pissed on Mariah…I’m pretty sure that says it all.Hate Nick or hate Em…he still pissed on her.
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Comment by the one on 8 August 2009:
Look “PleaseDie” lmfao it is called a typographical error you dumb monkeyface! Look sister, I’m pleased to see that 1 in every 10(probably more like every 1,000) monkeys have an actual education! OHH wait, funny girl… I get it now, you got your white coworker (one that is sadly taking up for your kind) to type this for you! lmao ooops i guess you are going to end up like most of your siblings(if not you, surely the monkeys you pop out), in jail, on drugs, involved with crime, prostitution, and well sadly the list goes on and on.
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Comment by ...PleaseDie on 13 August 2009:
Lol how sad. My entire point flew right over your head. I don’t give a damn if you made an error you moronic imbecile, check your shit the next time before you post it. Unlike you, I don’t need to pull out a thesaurus and create a vocabulary, and you will never find a mistake in anything that I post because I am actually intelligent. Yes, I’m sorry pussy boy, you’re out of your league here. Your arguments all center around a theme of generalized hate and are not based on any form of logic at all. Therefore I’m not going to waste any more of my time berating you with insults when you obviously don’t have the mental capacity to process them anyway. Instead, I’m going to make a suggestion.
Try to stop taking out your daddy issues and abandoned child syndrome on every human unfortunate enough to be around you, and begin to direct your limited focus towards some worthy pursuit; at least put forth the good effort and TRY to make some type of difference- be a POSITIVE influence if you can manage such a daunting task. I’m sure there is a cause out there that would greatly benefit from your unique ability to spin the same useless bullshit 1000 different ways, don’t you agree? Be progressive for once in your life. Seek it out and devote yourself. The world will thank you.
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Courtney Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 12:38 am
BRAVO!
By the way, I’m white…that’s for “the one” who can only spew out pointless, ignorant insults.
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Comment by alphamale on 30 August 2009:
Yes i am a poor abandoned child, ironicaly ironically enough it was a dumb fucking NIGGER that fucked my white trashed mommy so now i gotta live with the missery of being clasified as one your kind! You would be VERY surprised as to who this really is, i stumbeled upon this site and though it would be fun to let out some of my hate towards you blacks on here! It will happen one day just watch! Keep reading the dictionary make an example for YOUR kind, you BITCH MADE PIECE OF SHIT!
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Comment by fuckyu!!! on 28 March 2010:
okay this all seems rediculous how’d this go from em and nick diss to racial issues….fuck everybody!!!!! race doesnt matter he’s white…he has skills…nicks black and doesnt…race has nothing to do with it…not all blacks are rappers and basketball players and not all whites have 200IQ’s so how bout everybody who isnt on the topic od em and nick shut the fuck up and find a new fucking site to write ignorant shit on…..and the end of the day nick stood up for his wife which is good but he set himself up for suicide battling em in the boxing ring….something tells me that em can bang lmao
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Comment by Dangerouly Loca on 1 April 2010:
Yoo nick u need to calm the fuck down bcuz slim will give u an ass whoopin urself… and u tlking about how u aint gona go down to his level buhh u still posted this dumbass note tryna make it into a diss … yo nigga really go some were wit this shit!! and really slim lamey thtz soo fucken corny i mean it made my grandmother wana cry!!!
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:) :0 Reply:
April 23rd, 2010 at 1:30 am
seriously dose nick really think that sayin “slim lamey… lol” is a diss cause if he dose im sorry but thats kinda lame
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Comment by dan on 1 May 2010:
Lol, he hasnt talked to much shit after the last track eminem called him completly out, nick canons a fucking idiot with no talent, nigger woulda sat there listenin to ems songs wishin he could be so good
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Comment by AML on 25 June 2010:
Look all yall shup up nick did exactly what he shouldve done who doesnt defend their loved one? Em shouldnt have even sat there and put nicks name in his mouth so all yall haters shut up && get a life.. Em is a very good rapper i give you that but sitting here picking sides is so effin dumb.. There both wrong && childishh in a way but nick had to do what he felt was right && em i guess stuck up for himself in a way?? Lets drop the fued and let nick do his job and let em do his and grow up really silly kihdds(: Noones right in this sitaution and everyone should get over it thankss lovess(:
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Comment by Rstegs on 6 July 2010:
One word: Recovery. Eminem fucking picked the world up and dropped it on its fucking head. Fuck Nick Cannon and Mariah.
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Comment by lee on 18 August 2010:
AHAHAHAHA.
Is that the best he could come up with. I mean COME ON. Slim Lamey? He just got owned by Eminem and doesnt know what to say. Noone should mess with Eminem.
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Comment by kevo on 14 September 2010:
To the people who say Nick destroyed Em, you guys are fucking stupid haha.
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Comment by Jizz un on 16 September 2010:
Listen to the stupid ass lil boy is the most useless motherfucker round nick do yourself a favor and stay behind your man of a woman its truly said when your woman is harder and acts more black then u do em would destroy you in the ring or on the mic you have to know this it has the be the reason it took you over a year to respond to him and prolly cause he does have the pics and recordings of your drunk ass wife an she told you to sit and you did just like the bitch you are em isn’t one of your nickelodeon costars he’s a man an you are and allways will be a little bitch and the bigger bitch in your relationship I hope em doesn’t even waste his time cause its not like you have a carrer to destroy
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Comment by U SUCK on 18 September 2010:
OMG..!! NICK CANNON U ARE SUCH A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jeez..are u actually trying to best Eminem? U are so pwned!!!!! if this is the best u can come up with.. ur LAME..actually..UR PATHETIC! Eminem is the worlds GREATEST RAPPER!! n who are u?? nothing! JEEZ..retard!!
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Comment by Michelle Dial on 18 September 2010:
R u serious?!?!?!?!? Nick Cannon??? Really?? You know Shady can murder you right? (on a track) lol dude dissing Mr. Mathers isnt exactly a smart move , Yeah Shady came for a broken home like 50% of the world, I’m sorry we all didnt grown up Miley Cyrus style on Nickeloden, and start getting Lori-Beth Demberg to write ya jokes, cuz i’ve seen Wild n Out once, and your only funny when you fall down.
Dude i get it Mariah’s your meal ticket and you must protect that, but maybe you should pick ya battles a little better sparky..I mean seriously she got fat, her voice is going she’s old, busted, and past her prime…She’s like Betty White with a Face lift….Except Betty White Rocks!
Just let it go Nick…Why you so obsessed wit Em? hahaha get it
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Comment by John on 29 September 2010:
nick cannon..em will rip you the fuck apart…dont even try sucka…im sure he wrote that diss track in under 1 minute..imagine what he can do with 2..:O
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Comment by bozoe on 25 April 2011:
bozoe is going 2 destroy eminem…4 da trapz… bringin da crown back 2 da hood homey. you dont want no beef!
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Comment by bozoe on 25 April 2011:
myspace.com/bozoedaboss ….. im comin 4 you..rap hungary eat competiton like lunchmeat… u think ur on my level? no homey. u dont b.
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Comment by bozoe on 25 April 2011:
BOZOE AKA PAC JR. AKA WORLDS MOST HATED.
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Comment by bozoe on 25 April 2011:
IM COMIN 4 YOU NIGGA… MEMBA MY NAME FAM… STRICKLY BIZZNESS..NOTHING PERSONAL….. GOT 2 ATTACK DA KING…WAYNE HOT.. UR FALLIN OFF..SO… IMA PUT A FORK IN YA NOHOMO…
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